What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

What do you Call an Italian with a rubber toe

Roberto

What did the triangle say to the circle?

You're pointless!

What is Harry Potter’s favorite method of getting down a hill?

Walking......... JK, rolling.

what did one boob say to the other?

you're my breast friend.

What did the llama say when he got kicked off the farm?

Alpaca my bags.

if you get rejected because you don't have the required experience DONT WORRY!!!

you can always run for presidency

Why did the electrician get arrested?

Battery

What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

Bison.

How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

Where does the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies.