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GoD_139 puns A girl once asked me what my heart desired, apparently blood, oxygen and neural messages were all wrong answers
Mark14 puns Did you know Albert Einstein was a real person? All this time, I thought he was just a theoretical physicist!
GoD_139 puns "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."
DaBoiThicc puns It was so cold yesterday my computer froze. My own fault though, I left too many windows open.
Deus puns I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.
DaBoiThicc puns As I get older, I think of all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't such a good idea.
Kate puns I remember when I was a kid, I opened my fridge and noticed one of my vegetables were crying. I guess I have some emotional cabbage.