What kind of car does an egg drive?

A yolkswagen.

Knock Knock 
Who's There? 
Do U Want 2 Cd's 
Do U Want 2 Cd's Who? 
Do U Want 2 C Deez Nutz 

What is Harry Potter’s favorite method of getting down a hill?

Walking......... JK, rolling.

If spaghetti made a movie, what would it be called?

Mission: Im-pasta-ble

Did you hear Steve Harvey and his wife got into a fight?

It was a family feud

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Hike.

Hike who?

I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!

what did one boob say to the other?

you're my breast friend.

What do you call a chicken that have smoked weed? 

A baked chicken.

What did the llama say when he got kicked off the farm?

Alpaca my bags.

if you get rejected because you don't have the required experience DONT WORRY!!!

you can always run for presidency