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Kate

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Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert? Because she was stuffed.

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DaBoiThicc

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What do you call a duck that gets all A's? A wise quacker.

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DaBoiThicc

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My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30am last night! Can you believe that?! Fortunately, I was still up practicing my bagpipes.

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Mark14

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.

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Kate

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What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.

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Deus

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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

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GoD_139

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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 detour.

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Deus

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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock? Because it's a little meteor.

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Mark14

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How do you steal a coat? You jacket.

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Kate

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold? They start coffin.

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PastaMan

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What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer? Cool Ranch!

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DaBoiThicc

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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?

Don't wok away from me!

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Deus

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What do you Call an Italian with a rubber toe

Roberto

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NoDez

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What's the worst thing about throwing a party in space?

You have to Planet!

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PastaMan

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I got fired from my job at the bank today. 

An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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Deus

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Deus

What did the triangle say to the circle?

You're pointless!

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PastaMan

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What do you call an old snowman? Water.

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Deus

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What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk? Ketchup.

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Deus

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What has three letters and starts with gas? A Car.

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