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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why should you always wear 2 pair of socks while golfing?

In case you get hole-in-one

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What kind of car does an egg drive?

A yolkswagen.

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PastaMan

puns

The word queue is ironic. It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock Knock 
Who's There? 
Do U Want 2 Cd's 
Do U Want 2 Cd's Who? 
Do U Want 2 C Deez Nutz 

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Deus

pop culture

What is Harry Potter’s favorite method of getting down a hill?

Walking......... JK, rolling.

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Deus

puns

Why didn’t the orange win the race? It ran out of juice.

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GoD_139

puns

What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

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Mark14

puns

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.

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PastaMan

puns

Why do ducks make great detectives? They always quack the case.

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DaBoiThicc

food

If spaghetti made a movie, what would it be called?

Mission: Im-pasta-ble

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Did you hear Steve Harvey and his wife got into a fight?

It was a family feud

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GoD_139

puns

What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep? Matt.

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Deus

puns

How many seconds are in a year? 12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Hike.

Hike who?

I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!

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Deus

puns

Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed? Because he has low elf esteem.

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Deus

what did one boob say to the other?

you're my breast friend.

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PastaMan

puns

What do you call a careful wolf? Aware wolf.

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Kate

puns

Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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PastaMan

puns

What do you call someone with no nose? Nobody knows.

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Deus

animal

What did the llama say when he got kicked off the farm?

Alpaca my bags.

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