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Kate

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Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Deus

animal

What did the llama say when he got kicked off the farm?

Alpaca my bags.

DaBoiThicc

animal

What do you call a chicken that have smoked weed?

A baked chicken.

PastaMan

puns

What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño face.

Kate

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What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.

Kate

puns

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub? Because he is 2 square.

PastaMan

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Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Deus

news & politics

if you get rejected because you don't have the required experience DONT WORRY!!!

you can always run for presidency

Deus

What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered.

Deus

animal

How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

Deus

puns

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.

Deus

animal

What did the buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

Bison.

PastaMan

puns

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie? Because it was rated arrr!

Deus

Where does the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Deus

Why did the electrician get arrested?

Battery

DaBoiThicc

puns

Where do you take someone who has been injured in a Peek-a-boo accident? To the I.C.U.

Kate

puns

What is the leading cause of dry skin? Towels

Deus

puns

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

PastaMan

puns

Why did the melons plan a big wedding? Because they cantaloupe!

DaBoiThicc

puns

Why did the barber win the race? He took a short cut.

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