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DaBoiThicc

What do you call a chicken that have smoked weed?

A baked chicken.

PastaMan

What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño face.

Kate

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub? Because he is 2 square.

Deus

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if you get rejected because you don't have the required experience DONT WORRY!!!

you can always run for presidency

PastaMan

Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Kate

What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.

Deus

Why did the electrician get arrested?

Battery

Deus

What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered.

PastaMan

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie? Because it was rated arrr!

Kate

What is the leading cause of dry skin? Towels

Deus

What did the buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

Bison.

Deus

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.

DaBoiThicc

Are you from Japan?

Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.

GoD_139

What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones? Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.

PastaMan

Why did the melons plan a big wedding? Because they cantaloupe!

Deus

Where does the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Deus

How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

Deus

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

DaBoiThicc

Where do you learn to make banana splits? At sundae school.

Deus

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was out standing in his field

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