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Kate

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Dermatologists are always in a hurry. They spend all day making rash decisions.

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices

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Mark14

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Did you know Albert Einstein was a real person? All this time, I thought he was just a theoretical physicist!

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PastaMan

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she died

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DaBoiThicc

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock

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PastaMan

Developer jokes

Why was the computer freezing?
It left its Windows open.

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GoD_139

Developer jokes

What does a baby computer call his father?
Data

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DaBoiThicc

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale

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PastaMan

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flipflops

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GoD_139

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What did the drummer name her twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two...

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PastaMan

Developer jokes

How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?
You console it.

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Deus

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What do Superman and a politician have in common?

They both wear a suit and tie when they pretend to be human.

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Kate

Developer jokes

Why do assembly level programmers need to know how to swim?
Because they work below C level.

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DaBoiThicc

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Pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in The Bahamas. These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

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GoD_139

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"Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."

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Kate

Developer jokes

Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she went to her wedding the people sang the song "here comes the bride so fat and wide"

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Mark14

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China as a belt

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Kate

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

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PastaMan

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Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up

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