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Deus

puns

What did the Terminator chicken say when it crossed the road?

I'll be bawk.

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Deus

puns

I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full", I thought, "I can't turn that down".

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GoD_139

Developer jokes

What's IKEA's favorite programming language?
Assembly

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Deus

puns

What happened when Dracula uploaded illegal content to YouTube?

A count suspended.

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Welduyosef78

men/woman

I threw a bmoomerang
A few years ago.
I now live in constant.

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she walked across the street, someone said,"Hey, the wooly mammoths are back!!"

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GoD_139

puns

I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop signing "I'm A Believer"... Then I saw her face.

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GoD_139

puns

I used to work for an origami company but they folded.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I saw an ad for burial spots and thought to myself, this is the last thing i need

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Deus

puns

What is it called when Batman and Superman challenge each other to a race?

A Marthaon

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Kate

puns

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI"

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PastaMan

Developer jokes

Why did the developer go broke?
Because they used up all their cache.

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DaBoiThicc

Developer jokes

Why did the computer keep sneezing?
It has a virus.

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Deus

puns

What does Dracula's torch run on?

Bat-teries.

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Cracktus

knock knock jokes

DOES CONTAIN SWEARING

-Knok Knok.

 -Who's There?

-Fuck.

 -Fuck Who?

-You're Mom.

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Deus

puns

"Pornhub offers free premium service in Italy to ease coronavirus pains". 
Now the hoarding of toilet paper make more sense!

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out.

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Kate

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and popped Skittles out

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Mark14

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.

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Deus

puns

How does Superman get out of risky situations?

He always has an ā€˜S’ cape

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