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Deus puns Why doesn't the Chimney-Sweep call out sick from work? Because he's used to working with a flue.
Deus puns My wife insisted on a threesome with that Terminator actorI didn’t want to risk trouble so as soon as he turned up I said “I’ll be front”
GoD_139 puns I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop signing "I'm A Believer"... Then I saw her face.
Deus puns Count Dracula returned a mirror to my shop yesterdayHe said it wasn't faulty, he just couldn't see himself using it.
Cracktus knock knock jokes DOES CONTAIN SWEARING-Knok Knok. -Who's There?-Fuck. -Fuck Who?-You're Mom.
Deus puns I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full", I thought, "I can't turn that down".
Kate Developer jokes What did the process say after working in an infinite loop all day? I need a break.