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PastaMan

puns

Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up

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Deus

puns

What do Superman and a politician have in common?

They both wear a suit and tie when they pretend to be human.

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GoD_139

puns

What do you call a snake who builds houses? A boa constructor!

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Carlosisverycool

puns

How does a man cut his hair at the moon? 

He eclipse it.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What did the doctor say to the gingerbread man who broke his leg? Try icing it.

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Mark14

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China as a belt

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DaBoiThicc

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat, I got lost after running around her.

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Deus

puns

Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.

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Kate

Developer jokes

Waitress: Do you have any questions about the menu?
Dev: What kind of font it is?

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PastaMan

puns

Why was the shirt happy to hang around the tank top? Because it was armless

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What do you get when you cross a pig and a pineapple? A porky pine

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Deus

Developer jokes

Who won the debate for the best name for loop variable?
'i' won.

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she went to her wedding the people sang the song "here comes the bride so fat and wide"

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Deus

puns

I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

As I get older, I think of all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't such a good idea.

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Deus

puns

Why does Han Solo like gum? It's chewy!

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DaBoiThicc

Developer jokes

Why was nobody given food at the developer conference?
It was a serverless function.

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GoD_139

puns

What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!

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Mark14

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing

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