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Deus

Developer jokes

Who won the debate for the best name for loop variable?
'i' won.

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GoD_139

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What do you call a snake who builds houses? A boa constructor!

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

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Deus

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Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.

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Mark14

Developer jokes

What did the developer say to their friend who was having a bad day?
Everything's going to be 200.

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!

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Kate

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Why did the banana go to the doctor? He was not "peeling" well.

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DaBoiThicc

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat, that when she steps on a scale it says to be continued.

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DaBoiThicc

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up

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Deus

Developer jokes

Why did the constant break up with the variable?
Because they changed.

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat they changed one size fits all to one size fits most

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DaBoiThicc

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What did the doctor say to the gingerbread man who broke his leg? Try icing it.

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PastaMan

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Why was the shirt happy to hang around the tank top? Because it was armless

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side.

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DaBoiThicc

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat, I got lost after running around her.

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GoD_139

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction

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GoD_139

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when God said let it be light he told your mamma to move

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DaBoiThicc

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a pineapple? A porky pine

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Mark14

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing

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GoD_139

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat that when she walked by the TV set I missed 3 seasons of Laguna Beach

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