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Kate

puns

I remember when I was a kid, I opened my fridge and noticed one of my vegetables were crying. I guess I have some emotional cabbage.

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Cracktus

knock knock jokes

DOES CONTAIN SWEARING

-Knok Knok.

 -Who's There?

-Fuck.

 -Fuck Who?

-You're Mom.

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Deus

Developer jokes

There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
:)

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Deus

puns

What happened when Dracula uploaded illegal content to YouTube?

A count suspended.

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Kate

Developer jokes

What is the hardest part in programming?
Naming variables.

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat people thought her butt hole was a black hole.

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Deus

puns

Why can't Superman beat Dracula?

Because he's afraid to go into the krypt tonite!

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Deus

Developer jokes

Why couldn't web developer find their room in a hotel?
Because their room number was 404.

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Deus

puns

What did the Terminator chicken say when it crossed the road?

I'll be bawk.

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GoD_139

puns

I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop signing "I'm A Believer"... Then I saw her face.

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Kate

Developer jokes

Why are keyboards always working so hard?
Cause they have two shifts.

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she stepped on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy

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Deus

puns

I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full", I thought, "I can't turn that down".

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out.

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Kate

puns

Dermatologists are always in a hurry. They spend all day making rash decisions.

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GoD_139

Developer jokes

What does a baby computer call his father?
Data

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Deus

puns

How does Superman get out of risky situations?

He always has an ‘S’ cape

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident? To the I.C.U.

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Deus

Developer jokes

What did the Class say in court when put on trial?
I strongly object!

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Deus

puns

"Pornhub offers free premium service in Italy to ease coronavirus pains". 
Now the hoarding of toilet paper make more sense!

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