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Deus

puns

Why can't Superman beat Dracula?

Because he's afraid to go into the krypt tonite!

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Deus

puns

Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

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GoD_139

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat her nickname is just DAMN

1

Mark14

puns

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

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Welduyosef78

nationality

Someone stole my mood ring,
I don’t know how i feel
About that.

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Deus

puns

Have you ever heard about Draculas vegan brother

Count Rucola?

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GoD_139

puns

"What time is it?" I don't know... it keeps changing.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

My friend told me that pepper is the best seasoning for a roast, but I took it with a grain of salt.

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DaBoiThicc

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat that when she died, she ended world hunger.

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat people thought her butt hole was a black hole.

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Deus

puns

I asked the terminator why he didn’t upgrade to Windows 10

He said "I still love vista baby"

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Deus

puns

Superman got a divorce...

He can only see his kids with super vision now.

1

PastaMan

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she gets cut she bleeds gravy

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Kate

puns

Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I said "Well dam"

β€’

promeet

puns

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.

 

β€’

Deus

insults

How do you know Dracula is a woman?

When she talks all you hear is "Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah"

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Kate

puns

I remember when I was a kid, I opened my fridge and noticed one of my vegetables were crying. I guess I have some emotional cabbage.

β€’

Deus

puns

If coronavirus isn’t about beer 
Why do I keep hearing about cases of it?

1

Deus

puns

Terminator the musical

"I'll be bach!"

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PastaMan

Developer jokes

Why don't bachelors like Git?
Because they are afraid to commit.

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