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DaBoiThicc

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When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Greek Mythology. It always was my achilles elbow

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Deus

Developer jokes

What's the object oriented way to become rich?
Inheritance

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Mark14

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

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Kate

puns

There are two types of people in this world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...

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breadman

puns

GET /that/bread!

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DaBoiThicc

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat people keep pushing her in the water at the beach so she won't die

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PastaMan

Developer jokes

Why did the document store go out of business?
It has NoSQL.

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Kate

Developer jokes

Exercise for others - 160 calories burned.
Exercise for coders - 60 bugs fixed.

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Kate

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat that when she died she broke the stairway to heaven

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PastaMan

puns

Where do fish keep their money? In the riverbank

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Deus

Developer jokes

Why does keyboard sleep?
Because it has two shifts.

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breadman

puns

I'm just tryna get a rise out of you

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GoD_139

puns

What do you call a female snake. misssssssss

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PastaMan

Developer jokes

How does a programmer open a jar?
They install Java.

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Kate

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck

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GoD_139

puns

Where do owls go to buy their baby clothes? The owlet malls.

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Deus

puns

Why do cows not have toes? They lactose!

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PastaMan

Developer jokes

What advice do you give to a JS developer who has never played baseball?
Try Catch.

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GoD_139

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat, when she entered a fat contest, she came in first, second, and third.

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Kate

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat when I killed her in Call of Duty I got a five kill scorestreak.

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