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Deus

puns

I don't trust sushi, there's something fishy about it.

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GoD_139

puns

Where do owls go to buy their baby clothes? The owlet malls.

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Deus

puns

Got a new suit recently made entirely of living plants. I wasn’t sure at first, but it’s grown on me

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Kate

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat when I killed her in Call of Duty I got a five kill scorestreak.

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PastaMan

Developer jokes

Asynchronous JavaScript is amazing.
I Promise you, aWait and See

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Kate

Developer jokes

Why can't SQL and NoSQL Developers date one other?
Because they don't agree on relationships.

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Mark14

puns

No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.

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GoD_139

Developer jokes

How do you stop a web developer stealing your stuff?
Write 403 on it.

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Kate

Developer jokes

Exercise for others - 160 calories burned.
Exercise for coders - 60 bugs fixed.

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Deus

puns

Every morning when I go out, I get hit by bicycle. Every morning! It's a vicious cycle.

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Kate

puns

"Dad, do you think it's going to snow this winter?" "I dont know, its all up in the air"

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GoD_139

puns

What do you call a female snake. misssssssss

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breadman

puns

You look loafly today!

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Mark14

Developer jokes

How did your dog eat your coding assignment?
It took him a couple bytes.

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DaBoiThicc

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number

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PastaMan

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she jogs she leaves pot holes

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DaBoiThicc

Developer jokes

What did the Python say when they came out of the shell?
Print("Hello World!")

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why was the strawberry sad? Its parents were in a jam.

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breadman

puns

I hope these bread puns aren't falling flat...

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why did the knife dress up in a suit? Because it wanted to look sharp

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