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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she plays hop scotch she goes Chicago, New York, L.A.

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GoD_139

Developer jokes

How do you stop a web developer stealing your stuff?
Write 403 on it.

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PastaMan

Developer jokes

What advice do you give to a JS developer who has never played baseball?
Try Catch.

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PastaMan

Developer jokes

Asynchronous JavaScript is amazing.
I Promise you, aWait and See

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DaBoiThicc

Developer jokes

What did the Python say when they came out of the shell?
Print("Hello World!")

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GoD_139

puns

Where do owls go to buy their baby clothes? The owlet malls.

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GoD_139

Developer jokes

Why are machine learning models so fit?
Because they do weight training.

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Deus

puns

Got a new suit recently made entirely of living plants. I wasn’t sure at first, but it’s grown on me

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Mark14

Developer jokes

How did your dog eat your coding assignment?
It took him a couple bytes.

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breadman

puns

Dough-oh!

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GoD_139

puns

What do you call a female snake. misssssssss

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breadman

puns

You look loafly today!

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Kate

Developer jokes

Why can't SQL and NoSQL Developers date one other?
Because they don't agree on relationships.

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Deus

puns

I don't trust sushi, there's something fishy about it.

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Mark14

puns

No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.

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Kate

puns

"Dad, do you think it's going to snow this winter?" "I dont know, its all up in the air"

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Deus

Developer jokes

Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.

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PastaMan

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she jogs she leaves pot holes

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Kate

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat when I said release the Kraken, your mom came

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Mark14

Developer jokes

A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks:
"Can I join you?"

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