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DaBoiThicc

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

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PastaMan

Developer jokes

How do you know your baby is going to be a developer when they grow up?
Their first word is Hello World.

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PastaMan

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat it aint funny

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DaBoiThicc

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk

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Mark14

Developer jokes

What's the second movie about a database engineer called?
The SQL.

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PastaMan

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

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breadman

puns

You're adoughable!

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Mark14

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.

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GoD_139

Developer jokes

What are clouds made of?
Mostly linux servers.

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Kate

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she don't fit in this joke

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Mark14

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat when she was walking on the street her belly button was sticking out everybody started saying, hey look a third nipple!

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Kate

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat that on halloween she says trick or meatloaf

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promeet

puns

Why did the electrician get arrested? Battery

 

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Mark14

Developer jokes

Algorithm (noun)
Word used by programmers when.. they do not want to explain what they did.

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DaBoiThicc

Developer jokes

Why do developers use mechanical keyboards?
To strongly type their code.

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Kate

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat, Fat Albert was even scared of her.

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GoD_139

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat her IUD picks up radio free Europe

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GoD_139

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already world wide

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PastaMan

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

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