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Kate

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I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink. Now I’m in hospital, waiting to be seen.

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amullins

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what phrase does the broken pencil say all the time? "nevermind it's pointless."

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Mark14

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Why did the sentence fail the driving test? It never came to a full stop.

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DaBoiThicc

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I was shocked when I was diagnosed as colorblind... It came out of the purple.

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Deus

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What is the bigger problem for society: stupidity or indifference?
I don't know and I don't care either.

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Deus

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Why do cows not have toes? They lactose!

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DaBoiThicc

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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. It was bread in captivity.

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Mark14

Developer jokes

A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks:
"Can I join you?"

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GoD_139

Developer jokes

How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's a hardware issue.

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass

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GoD_139

puns

Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.

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Deus

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I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

It was so cold yesterday my computer froze. My own fault though, I left too many windows open.

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Deus

Developer jokes

Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.

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Kate

Developer jokes

An agent died unexpectedly. How was the crime solved?
By looking at the stack trace.

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Kate

puns

Animal Fact #25: Most bobcats are not named bob.

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PastaMan

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Mark14

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she fell in a whirlpool and got stuck

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PastaMan

Developer jokes

While there is code
There is bug

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PastaMan

Developer jokes

Why doesn't Hollywood make more Big Data movies?
NoSQL

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