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PastaMan

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I accidentally took my cats meds last night. Don’t ask meow.

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Deus

puns

Scientists finally did a study on forks. It's about tine!

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GoD_139

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Have you heard about the owl sanctuary job opening? It’s all night shifts but they’re all a hoot over there.

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DaBoiThicc

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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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Kate

Developer jokes

What accomodations did the JavaScript developer request at the hotel?
A room with a Vue.

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GoD_139

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We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?

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Kate

puns

The urge to sing the Lion King song is just a whim away.

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breadman

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I'm all doughed out.

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breadman

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You're just what I knead!

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Mark14

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People are shocked to discover I have a police record but I love their greatest hits!

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breadman

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Can you bake? Proof it!

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Kate

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat a truck hit her and she said, Hey who threw that rock?

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PastaMan

puns

I won an argument with a weather forecaster once. His logic was cloudy...

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Mark14

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What did the sea say to the sand? "We have to stop meeting like this."

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breadman

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I'm on a roll!

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Mark14

puns

What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist!

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Kate

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I always wanted to look into why I procrastinate, but I keep putting it off.

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breadman

puns

Are these bread buns rising to the occasion?

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Deus

puns

Whats a penguins favorite relative? Aunt Arctica.

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Mark14

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What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.

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