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PastaMan

puns

Someone asked me, what's the ninth letter of the alphabet? It was a complete guess, but I was right.

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she has more rolls than a bakery

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Mark14

puns

A dad washes his car with his son. But after a while, the son says, "why can't you just use a sponge?"

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GoD_139

puns

Why is it always hot in the corner of a room? Because a corner is 90 degrees.

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breadman

puns

You bread my mind!

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Mark14

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map

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DaBoiThicc

puns

New atoms frequently lose electrons when they fail to keep an ion them.

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breadman

puns

Stop loafing around!

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DaBoiThicc

Developer jokes

Programmer (noun)
A machine that turns coffee into code.

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DaBoiThicc

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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DaBoiThicc

Developer jokes

Are computers dangerous?
Nah, they don't byte.

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breadman

puns

Loaf it!

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GoD_139

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

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PastaMan

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.

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breadman

puns

I knead another loaf!

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PastaMan

puns

A boy dug three holes in the yard. When his mother saw, she exclaimed: "well, well, well"

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GoD_139

puns

If I could name myself after any Egyptian god, I'd be Set.

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Mark14

puns

Why did the clown have neck pain? - Because he slept funny

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What don't watermelons get married? Because they cantaloupe.

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Mark14

puns

I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns. The doctor says it terminal.

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