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Kate

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I asked my date to go to the gym the other day. They never showed up. That's when I knew we wouldn't work out.

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GoD_139

Developer jokes

What is a programmer's favorite hangout place?
Foo Bar

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Kate

Developer jokes

What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte.

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GoD_139

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she burped New Orlean thought Katrina came back to finish the job

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat when she farted it was the end of the world

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Kate

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she's on both sides the family

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GoD_139

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat she went to japan and Godzilla said DAMN and ran away.

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PastaMan

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat, that the Twinkies revolve around her.

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GoD_139

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she went to McDonalds they offered her a group discount

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DaBoiThicc

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is Ragu

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PastaMan

puns

Have you ever seen fruit preserves being made? It's jarring.

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GoD_139

Developer jokes

Why aren't cryptocurrency engineers allowed to vote?
Because they are miners.

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GoD_139

puns

I saw my husband trip and fall while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes. I watched it all unfold.

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Kate

puns

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

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Mark14

Developer jokes

What did JavaScript call his son?
JSON

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Mark14

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why do we tell actors to β€œbreak a leg?” Because every play has a cast.

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PastaMan

puns

I once lost a banana at court but then I appealed.

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breadman

puns

Wanna a slice of this? It's the yeast I could do.

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Deus

Developer jokes

0 is false and 1 is true right?
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