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Mark14

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It's been months since I bought the book "how to scam people online". It still hasn't turned up.

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Kate

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which flower is most fierce? Dandelion

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Kate

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Why are snake races so exciting? They're always neck and neck.

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DaBoiThicc

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Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

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DaBoiThicc

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Why do nurses carry around red crayons? Sometimes they need to draw blood.

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PastaMan

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I boiled a funny bone last night and had a laughing stock

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Deus

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Yo mamma is so fat you feed on her junk

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PastaMan

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They say Dodger Stadium can hold up to fifty-six thousand people, but that is just a ballpark figure.

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PastaMan

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat people called her a wild hog

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GoD_139

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Bought a new jacket suit the other day and it burst into flames. Well, it was a blazer

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GoD_139

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A girl once asked me what my heart desired, apparently blood, oxygen and neural messages were all wrong answers

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