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GoD_139

puns

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

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PastaMan

puns

You know what they say about cliffhangers...

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GreenMario

Yo Momma Jokes

As the child of a gay couple, I thought I was immune to Yo Mama jokes
Until someone said: Yo mama so ugly, your dad had to get a husband.

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Deus

What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?

Dam.

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Deus

dark humor

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.

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Deus

My mate just told me I don't understand irony at all. Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time.

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Deus

You ever have sex while camping?

It's fucking in tents.

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Deus

animal

Why did the squirel scream?
Because somebody pinched his nuts

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DaBoiThicc

pickup lines

Are you a bank loan?

Because you got my interest

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Deus

puns

Bill Gates farted in an Apple store.

He later commented, "Well it’s hardly my fault they don't have any Windows…”

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even.

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Deus

puns

The sun doesn't have to go to college.

Because it already has 28 million degrees

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Smell Map 
Smell Map who? 
EWWW your fucking disgusting! 

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Deus

Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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Deus

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

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Deus

news & politics

Thief: Give me your money.

Man: I'm a politician. 

Thief: Then give me my money.

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Mark14

puns

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? 
Because he was a little horse!

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Deus

puns

How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?

Tenticles.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, Knock! 
Who's There? 
Dewey! 
Dewey who? 
Dewey have to use a condom? 
 

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