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Deus

puns

What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

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Deus

puns

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

My friend said to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"

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Mark14

puns

How do hens stay fit? They always egg-cercise!

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PastaMan

puns

I went to the store to pick up eight cans of sprite... when I got home I realized I'd only picked seven up

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Deus

puns

I met Dracula at the pub an hour ago.

He was having a bloody good time.

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Mark14

Developer jokes

Do you know why GraphQL is so fast?
Because it can't REST.

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Deus

puns

What's the one currency superman can't hold?

Kryptocurrency.

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Deus

puns

What is Dracula's favorite fruit?

Neck-tarines

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I used to work at a stationery store. But, I didn't feel like I was going anywhere. So, I got a job at a travel agency. Now, I know I'll be going places.

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Deus

puns

My wife said she is leaving me because I always mis-quote the Terminator films.

She'll be back.

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Welduyosef78

men/woman

I threw a bmoomerang
A few years ago.
I now live in constant.

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PastaMan

puns

Guy told me today he did not know what cloning is. I told him, "that makes 2 of us."

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Kate

puns

Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?"

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Mark14

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

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GoD_139

puns

I used to work for an origami company but they folded.

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Kate

puns

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...the sails are going through the roof

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Deus

pickup lines

If Covid-19 doesn't take you out, can I?

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Deus

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she walked across the street, someone said,"Hey, the wooly mammoths are back!!"

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GoD_139

Developer jokes

What's IKEA's favorite programming language?
Assembly

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