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GoD_139 Yo Momma Jokes Yo mamma is so fat that the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow
Deus puns My wife said she is leaving me because I always mis-quote the Terminator films.She'll be back.
PastaMan puns I went to the store to pick up eight cans of sprite... when I got home I realized I'd only picked seven up
Kate puns I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...the sails are going through the roof
DaBoiThicc puns I used to work at a stationery store. But, I didn't feel like I was going anywhere. So, I got a job at a travel agency. Now, I know I'll be going places.
Deus puns My wife insisted on a threesome with that Terminator actorI didn’t want to risk trouble so as soon as he turned up I said “I’ll be front”
Deus puns Why doesn't the Chimney-Sweep call out sick from work? Because he's used to working with a flue.
Deus puns Count Dracula returned a mirror to my shop yesterdayHe said it wasn't faulty, he just couldn't see himself using it.