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PastaMan

My dentist is the best, he even has a little plaque!

DaBoiThicc

What is this movie about? It is about 2 hours long.

Mark14

I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free.

DaBoiThicc

What do computers and air conditioners have in common? They both become useless when you open windows.

Welduyosef78

My wife accused me me of being
Immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.

DaBoiThicc

I went to the doctor today and he told me I had type A blood but it was a type O.

Deus

Kid: Dad, can you tell me what's a solar eclipse?
Dad: No Sun

Mark14

I'm so good at sleeping.
I can do it with my eyes closed.

Mark14

Developer jokes

Do you know why GraphQL is so fast?
Because it can't REST.

PastaMan

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!

DaBoiThicc

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, "This changes everything"

Deus

Yo mamma so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFC's

GoD_139

Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!

Deus

I fear for the calendar, its days are numbered.

Kate

I got fired from the transmission factor, turns out I didn't put on enough shifts...

Kate

Yo mamma so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.

Kate

Why was the picture sent to prison? It was framed.

Mark14

Yo mamma is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

Deus

Why can't eggs have love? They will break up too soon.

Mark14

Why are basketball players messy eaters? Because they are always dribbling.

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