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Kate

puns

Just read a few facts about frogs. They were ribbiting.

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Deus

puns

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the movie execs when he found out they wanted more racial diversity in the Terminator movies?

I’ll be black.

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Deus

puns

Why couldn't Superman find the local playground as a kid?

Adult supervision was required

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Kate

puns

To the person who stole my anti-depressant pills: I hope you're happy now.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Amish! 
Amish who? 
You're not a shoe!

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Mark14

puns

What do you call a beehive without the b's? An eehive.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Im planning on stealing an indoor head garment, but dont tell anyone because it's an inside hijab.

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Kate

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.

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Deus

puns

Of course Trump has banned all travel from Europe. 
He thinks germs come from Germany.

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Kate

puns

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

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Deus

puns

What did Lois Lane say when she found out that Superman has ED?

Clark can't.

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Deus

puns

For Halloween I've got a job making plastic Draculas

There's only two of us working here so I have to make every second count.

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Deus

puns

What's the difference between a rooster and a crow? A rooster can crow but a crow cannot rooster.

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Deus

insults

You remind me of Dracula.

You suck.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
A herd. 
A herd who? 
A herd you were home, so I came over! 

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Deus

puns

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.

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PastaMan

puns

What is worse then finding a worm in your Apple? Finding half a worm in your Apple.

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Deus

puns

How does Superman stay so fit?

Kal El sthenics

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DaBoiThicc

puns

My friend said to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"

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Deus

puns

I fear for the calendar, its days are numbered.

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