Name a spongebob quote to describe your sexuality.

Are ya ready kids!

Why are mountains so funny?

Because they are hill areas.

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

ten-tickles

What is the Terminator's favorite Italian food?

Pasta la vista, baby.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

Everyone who hates speeding tickets, raise your right foot.

Whats the difference between you and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

I've got a good joke about Royal Mail, but I think I'll post it next week.

How much does the bark cost?

Tree dollars

Please pray for me, I will be going to the hospital tommorow.

I think i have a problem with my eyes, Every time I look into my wallet, I see nothing.