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DaBoiThicc

puns

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling!

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Deus

puns

Without geometry life is pointless.

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PastaMan

puns

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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Deus

puns

I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can't seem to get it going.

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Mark14

puns

What do you do when your bunny gets wet? You get your hare dryer.

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Mark14

puns

I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, β€˜Ribbit, ribbit’ and a horny toad says, β€˜Rub it, rub it.’

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Deus

puns

My sister bet me $15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.

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Mark14

puns

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

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GoD_139

puns

"I'm sorry." "Hi sorry, I'm dad"

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GoD_139

puns

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down? They say the business is toast.

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Kate

Developer jokes

Got any funny DNS jokes?
Yeah, but It may take 24 hours to get it.

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Deus

puns

Just found a video of my daughter on pornhub. 
To make matters worse it sounds like she also has coronovirus as apparently she is a super spreader.

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Kate

puns

What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.

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GreenMario

puns

Why don't executioners ever high-five people?
They prefer to leave 'em hanging

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Deus

puns

Why did the feline fail the lie detector test? Because he be lion.

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Mark14

puns

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!

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GoD_139

puns

β€œMy Dog has no nose.” β€œHow does he smell?” β€œAwful”

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Mark14

puns

How come the stadium got hot after the game? Because all of the fans left.

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Kate

puns

They're making a movie about clocks. It's about time

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