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DaBoiThicc

puns

How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, β€˜Ribbit, ribbit’ and a horny toad says, β€˜Rub it, rub it.’

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Deus

puns

Don't tell secrets in corn fields. Too many ears around.

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Kate

puns

Ben & Jerry's really need to improve their operation. The only way to get there is down a rocky road.

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Kate

puns

The great thing about stationery shops is they're always in the same place...

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Kate

puns

They're making a movie about clocks. It's about time

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PastaMan

puns

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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Deus

puns

A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?"

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Deus

puns

I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can't seem to get it going.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

This furniture store keeps emailing me, all I wanted was one night stand!

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper? So you feel write at home.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Avenue. 
Avenue who? 
Avenue knocked on this door before?

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Mark14

puns

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why did the miner get fired from his job? He took it for granite...

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Deus

puns

My sister bet me $15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.

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Kate

puns

I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.

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Mark14

puns

I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I invented a new word! Plagiarism!

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Deus

puns

Without geometry life is pointless.

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Mark14

puns

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!

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DaBoiThicc

puns

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling!

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