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GoD_139

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"I'm sorry." "Hi sorry, I'm dad"

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Kate

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The great thing about stationery shops is they're always in the same place...

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Deus

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Don't tell secrets in corn fields. Too many ears around.

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Mark14

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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

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Kate

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.

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PastaMan

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Where’s the bin? Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!

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GoD_139

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down? They say the business is toast.

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Deus

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Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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DaBoiThicc

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Why did the miner get fired from his job? He took it for granite...

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Kate

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Ben & Jerry's really need to improve their operation. The only way to get there is down a rocky road.

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DaBoiThicc

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This furniture store keeps emailing me, all I wanted was one night stand!

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PastaMan

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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Mark14

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A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

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Kate

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom!

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Kate

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They're making a movie about clocks. It's about time

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Mark14

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Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!

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DaBoiThicc

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling!

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DaBoiThicc

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Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper? So you feel write at home.

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GreenMario

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Why don't executioners ever high-five people?
They prefer to leave 'em hanging

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Deus

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I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can't seem to get it going.

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