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DaBoiThicc

puns

Have you heard about the film "Constipation", you probably haven't because it's not out yet.

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Deus

I learn from the mistakes of others who have taken my advice.

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Kate

puns

How do you make a water bed more bouncy. You use Spring Water

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DaBoiThicc

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My wife keeps telling me that I’m the cheapest person she has ever met in her life.

But I’m not buying it.

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Deus

puns

How do you organize a space party? You planet.

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GoD_139

puns

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

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PastaMan

puns

I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked.

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Kate

puns

Why are mummys scared of vacation? They're afraid to unwind.

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Mark14

puns

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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Deus

puns

Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle? Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are. Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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Deus

puns

I'd like to start a diet, but I've got too much on my plate right now.

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GoD_139

puns

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who's there 
Amish 
Amish Who? 
Aw How sweet. I miss you too.

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PastaMan

puns

Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit? Dad: Down.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride bikes!

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Deus

puns

I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

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Kate

puns

Why was the robot angry? Because someone kept pressing his buttons!

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PastaMan

puns

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees? They're really good at it.

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Kate

puns

Leather is great for sneaking around because it's made of hide.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.

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