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Kate

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What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

Mark14

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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high.
She seemed surprised.

GoD_139

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I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

Kate

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Geology rocks, but Geography is where it's at!

Kate

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Why was the robot angry? Because someone kept pressing his buttons!

Deus

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Why did the feline fail the lie detector test? Because he be lion.

GoD_139

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Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

PastaMan

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I was thinking about moving to Moscow but there is no point Russian into things.

Kate

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How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!

GoD_139

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Mark14

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Why do bears have hairy coats? Fur protection.

Deus

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How do you organize a space party? You planet.

Mark14

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Are you a cat?
because I'm feline a connection between us

Mark14

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I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

Mark14

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What do you do when you see a space man? Park your car, man.

TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?

DaBoiThicc

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride bikes!

Deus

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.

PastaMan

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You will never guess what Elsa did to the balloon. She let it go.

Deus

I learn from the mistakes of others who have taken my advice.

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