How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie into it

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice. 
 

Just found a video of my daughter on pornhub. 
To make matters worse it sounds like she also has coronovirus as apparently she is a super spreader.

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Bed 
Bed who? 
Bed you can't guess who I am!

you know when your phone autocorrects fuck to duck you can still use it, it's fowl language.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

Half a coconut hung from a tree makes a nutritious food for your garden
birds.
It also helps to keep other coconuts away from your house.

My grandpa was in the army and he was attacked with both pepper spray and mustard gas. 

Now he's a seasoned veteran

why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because he was feeling crummy.