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DaBoiThicc

puns

The best time on a clock is 6:30--hands down.

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Kate

puns

Remember, the best angle to approach a problem from is the "try" angle.

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Kate

puns

I was going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Bed 
Bed who? 
Bed you can't guess who I am!

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I was at the library and asked if they have any books on "paranoia", the librarian replied, "yes, they are right behind you"

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GoD_139

puns

Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, you’re pretty repulsive yourself.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

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PastaMan

puns

The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.

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GoD_139

puns

My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home.

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amullins

food

why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because he was feeling crummy.

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GoD_139

puns

What is the best way to carve? Whittle by whittle.

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Cracktus

gross

How do you make a tissue dance?

 

You put a little boogie into it

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. 

They’re always plotting something.

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Mark14

puns

This morning I was wondering where the sun was, but then it dawned on me.

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Mark14

puns

Dad, can you put my shoes on? I don't think they'll fit me.

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GoD_139

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonalds she tripped over Wendys and landed on Burger King

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Deus

puns

Why is Batman jealous of Superman?

Superman got adopted.

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Deus

puns

My son is studying to be a surgeon, I just hope he makes the cut.

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Kate

puns

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks--it cost me an arm and a leg!

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PastaMan

puns

What do bees do after they are married? They go on a honeymoon.

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