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PastaMan

puns

Yesterday a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.

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Deus

puns

Which city is the South African Superman from?

Cape Town

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Avenue. 
Avenue who? 
Avenue knocked on this door before?

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Deus

blonde

My email password has been hacked. 

That’s the third time I’ve had to rename the cat.

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Mark14

puns

How come the stadium got hot after the game? Because all of the fans left.

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Deus

puns

Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly!

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Deus

puns

I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

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Mark14

puns

What do you do when your bunny gets wet? You get your hare dryer.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, β€˜Ribbit, ribbit’ and a horny toad says, β€˜Rub it, rub it.’

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Kate

puns

What did the big flower say to the littler flower? Hi, bud!

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DaBoiThicc

puns

My new thesaurus is terrible. In fact, it's so bad, I'd say it's terrible.

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Deus

puns

A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?"

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Deus

puns

Why does Waldo only wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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Kate

puns

Bad at golf? Join the club.

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PastaMan

puns

I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition

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GoD_139

puns

I decided to sell my Hoover… well it was just collecting dust.

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Mark14

puns

I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I wish I could clean mirrors for a living. It's just something I can see myself doing.

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Deus

The only job where you start from the top is digging a hole.

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