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Mark14

puns

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

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Cracktus

dark humor

My dad has a heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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Deus

The only job where you start from the top is digging a hole.

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Mark14

puns

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm? A little shaken.

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Mark14

puns

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

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Deus

blonde

My email password has been hacked. 

That’s the third time I’ve had to rename the cat.

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Deus

puns

Don't tell secrets in corn fields. Too many ears around.

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SeeOcKay

travel

When Tom was new to the tracks, he asked a good working fellow how he could know where to go. "Lots of training," he told the young locomotive.

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Deus

Developer jokes

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I wish I could clean mirrors for a living. It's just something I can see myself doing.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.

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Deus

puns

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Deus

Half a coconut hung from a tree makes a nutritious food for your garden
birds.
It also helps to keep other coconuts away from your house.

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GoD_139

puns

I decided to sell my Hoover… well it was just collecting dust.

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Kate

puns

The great thing about stationery shops is they're always in the same place...

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper? So you feel write at home.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

This furniture store keeps emailing me, all I wanted was one night stand!

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Kate

puns

I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?

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