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SeeOcKay

travel

When Tom was new to the tracks, he asked a good working fellow how he could know where to go. "Lots of training," he told the young locomotive.

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Deus

blonde

My email password has been hacked. 

That’s the third time I’ve had to rename the cat.

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PastaMan

puns

I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition

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Kate

puns

Bad at golf? Join the club.

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Mark14

puns

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

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Deus

puns

Why does Waldo only wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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PastaMan

puns

Yesterday a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.

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Deus

puns

Why did the feline fail the lie detector test? Because he be lion.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?

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GoD_139

puns

I decided to sell my Hoover… well it was just collecting dust.

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Mark14

puns

How come the stadium got hot after the game? Because all of the fans left.

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Kate

puns

What did the big flower say to the littler flower? Hi, bud!

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Deus

The only job where you start from the top is digging a hole.

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Deus

puns

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Mark14

puns

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

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Mark14

puns

What do you do when your bunny gets wet? You get your hare dryer.

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GoD_139

puns

"I'm sorry." "Hi sorry, I'm dad"

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I wish I could clean mirrors for a living. It's just something I can see myself doing.

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PastaMan

puns

Where’s the bin? Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!

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