Men woman

Please pray for me, I will be going to the hospital tommorow.

I think i have a problem with my eyes, Every time I look into my wallet, I see nothing.

My girlfriend says I only think about myself.

Do you know how much that hurts me?

My girlfriend said I was overly sensitive.

I nearly cried.

"I'm gonna cut off my eyebrows and draw new ones on with a pencil" - Woman logic

My wife accused me me of being
Immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.

I threw a bmoomerang
A few years ago.
I now live in constant.