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Deus Developer jokes There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't. :)
Kate Developer jokes Waitress: Do you have any questions about the menu? Dev: What kind of font it is?
Kate Developer jokes Why do assembly level programmers need to know how to swim? Because they work below C level.
Deus Developer jokes Why couldn't web developer find their room in a hotel? Because their room number was 404.
GoD_139 Developer jokes Why did the developer cancel their dinner plans? They were unable to fulfil peer dependencies.
Deus Developer jokes Why don't parents teach their kids about regular expressions? Because they don't want them playing with matches.
PastaMan Developer jokes What advice do you give to a JS developer who has never played baseball? Try Catch.