News and politics

if you get rejected because you don't have the required experience DONT WORRY!!!

you can always run for presidency

Thief: Give me your money.

Man: I'm a politician. 

Thief: Then give me my money.

TRUMP: let's get that Muslim band going 

"Band? We thought you said ban"

TRUMP: No way, that's harsh. also, how's that Mexican mall coming?

Why does trump watch the Olympics ?

Because he wants to see how high Mexicans can jump.

There is still hope for for Hillary Clinton.

Nelson Mandela became President after 27 years in prison.

BBC News: Man loses arm while on holiday in Greece.
A Bit careless of him.

If trump can make it upto presidency

I can make it to bed early

Bob the builder: I can build a wall 

Trump: Hired!

2016 : trump wont win

2017: president trump can't do that, can he?

2018: you watching the hunger games tonight? I hope my district wins

A round man rarely is found with a point

Before the virus I used to cough to hide my farts

now i fart to hide my coughs 

Trump: Hello buitiful american citizens.

Me: Is It True That You F-

Trump: You're Wrong.

Me: Is It True You Fuc-

Trump: You're Wrong, Shes Wrong, You're All Wrong.

Me: ...