20+ 'Knock Knock' Jokes for The Entire Family

1

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
A herd. 
A herd who? 
A herd you were home, so I came over! 

2

Knock, knock. 
Who's there 
Amish 
Amish Who? 
Aw How sweet. I miss you too.

3

Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Abby. 
Abby who? 
Abby birthday to you!

4

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Amish! 
Amish who? 
You're not a shoe!

5

Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Annie. 
Annie who? 
Annie body home?

6

Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Armageddon. 
Armageddon who? 
Armageddon a little bored.

7

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Amma 
Amma who? 
Amma not going to tell you!

8

Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Boo. 
Boo who? 
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.

9

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Broccoli. 
Broccoli who? 
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.

10

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Bed 
Bed who? 
Bed you can't guess who I am!

11

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Hike.

Hike who?

I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!

12

Knock, Knock! 
Who's There? 
Madam 
Madam who? 
Help madam finger is stuck in the door 

13

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Amos 
Amos who? 
A mosquito bit me! 
 

14

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Parton! 
Parton who? 
Parton my French! 
 

15

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Urine! 
Urine Who? 
Urine secure, don't know what for. 

16

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!

17

Knock knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.

18

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Avenue. 
Avenue who? 
Avenue knocked on this door before?

19

Knock knock. 
Who’s there? 
Mustache. 
Mustache who? 
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later

20

Knock knock. 
Who’s there? 
Hawaii. 
Hawaii who? 
I’m fine, Hawaii you?

21

Knock knock. 
Who’s there? 
Hatch. 
Hatch who? 
God bless you.

22

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?

23

Knock knock. 
Who’s there? 
Nana.
Nana who? 
Nana your business.