What did the carpenter say?

Believe in your shelf

Dictionary definition of fragile; easily broken, shattered, or damaged; delicate; brittle; frail.

Royal Mail definition of fragile; Break gently.

I feel sorry for the person who writes those Wikipedia pages.

I bet teachers never accept his homework.

Maths, the only subject that counts.

Whats got 4 legs and goes "boo"?

A cow with a cold.

Tina Turner : "who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?"

Going by your logic Tina, we don't need arms or legs.

The best place to hide a body is on Page 2 of Google's search results.

Pro Tip: If a police officer pulls you over, do not tell him/her, "I find you very
attractive...and that's not just the booze talking!"

Whatever you do, don't drink the varnish.
It'll be a sad end - but a beautiful finish.

I've just been offered a free sky diving experience.
I'm not falling for it.

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