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Deus Half a coconut hung from a tree makes a nutritious food for your garden birds. It also helps to keep other coconuts away from your house.
Deus puns I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can't seem to get it going.
Deus puns My sister bet me $15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.
Deus puns Just found a video of my daughter on pornhub. To make matters worse it sounds like she also has coronovirus as apparently she is a super spreader.
Deus puns If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?
Deus puns A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?"
