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Deus puns Why doesn't the Chimney-Sweep call out sick from work? Because he's used to working with a flue.
Deus puns My wife said she is leaving me because I always mis-quote the Terminator films.She'll be back.
Deus puns My wife insisted on a threesome with that Terminator actorI didn’t want to risk trouble so as soon as he turned up I said “I’ll be front”
Deus puns Count Dracula returned a mirror to my shop yesterdayHe said it wasn't faulty, he just couldn't see himself using it.
Deus Developer jokes Why couldn't web developer find their room in a hotel? Because their room number was 404.
Deus Developer jokes There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't. :)
Deus puns I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full", I thought, "I can't turn that down".
