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PastaMan puns I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.
PastaMan puns Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.
PastaMan puns A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.
PastaMan puns What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.