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PastaMan puns A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.”
PastaMan puns A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
PastaMan puns My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.
PastaMan puns Americans can't switch from pounds to kilograms overnight. That would cause mass confusion.
PastaMan puns Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
