Trump: Hello buitiful american citizens.

Me: Is It True That You F-

Trump: You're Wrong.

Me: Is It True You Fuc-

Trump: You're Wrong, Shes Wrong, You're All Wrong.

Me: ...

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Cause' They Are Dead.

I was walking and i saw this old man begging for money, i gave him $20.

He then ran to the nearest drug store.

Why are cemetery the world's most popular place?

Because people are just dying to get there

My dad has a heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie into it

What do you call your sister when she has only one leg?

I-Lean

DOES CONTAIN SWEARING

-Knok Knok.

 -Who's There?

-Fuck.

 -Fuck Who?

-You're Mom.