what did one boob say to the other?

you're my breast friend.

I hear the prices of hoovers has gone up, that sucks.

I couldn't believe it when my wife said I doubt everything she says.

"Search Results for: german humor. No jokes found matching your query. "

Be honest, There is no fear on this earth like waiting for your internet history to clear quickly while someone urgently needs to use your laptop.

I feel sorry for the person who writes those Wikipedia pages.

I bet teachers never accept his homework.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

URLologist.

whoever says patience is the key to success, must never had experienced a slow internet connection

What do you get when facebook goes down?

A Social Life

So this SEO expert walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house, Irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor.

Just seen a Facebook group called: Join if u say "b-e-a-u-ti-ful when writing beatiful!"

Clearly they forgot to say it the second time round...

Whats round and sounds like a trumpet?

a crumpet

Why did the meta-joke cross the road?

To get to the punchline.

Do I know the molecular formula of nitrogen monoxide?

NO

The only job where you start from the top is digging a hole.

I saw a High Priest today. "Alright Father,"

I said, "Been on the Waccy Baccy again?"

What is big, white and full of my juice?

My fridge.

I made a breakthrough today.

So Ive stopped buying cheap toilet rolls.

I want to set up my own business selling kites.

But I just cant seem to get it off the ground.

Why are mountains so funny?

Because they are hill areas.