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Deus puns A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
Deus puns I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full", I thought, "I can't turn that down".
Deus puns What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!
Deus puns My sister bet me $15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.
Deus puns Just found a video of my daughter on pornhub. To make matters worse it sounds like she also has coronovirus as apparently she is a super spreader.
Deus puns "Pornhub offers free premium service in Italy to ease coronavirus pains". Now the hoarding of toilet paper make more sense!
Deus puns Count Dracula returned a mirror to my shop yesterdayHe said it wasn't faulty, he just couldn't see himself using it.
