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PastaMan puns The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
PastaMan puns A beekeeper was indicted after he confessed to years of stealing at work. They charged him with emBEEzlement
PastaMan puns What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.
PastaMan puns A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.”
PastaMan puns What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.
PastaMan puns So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill”
