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DaBoiThicc

pickup lines

Are you Harambes enclosure?

Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!

Deus

puns

Did you know.

Before the crowbar was invented, crows used to drink at home.

DaBoiThicc

puns

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches? They have no hands to knock on the door.

DaBoiThicc

puns

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano? Talonted!

GoD_139

puns

Man, I really love my furniture... me and my recliner go way back.

Deus

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.

I had to put my foot down

Mark14

puns

How do robots eat guacamole? With computer chips.

Deus

Why did the corn farmer get a headache?

My grain!

Deus

animal

My cat keeps beating me at Pac Man.
To be fair, he did start with 9 lives.

Deus

men/woman

My girlfriend said I was overly sensitive.

I nearly cried.

Deus

puns

What did the calculator say to the student? You can count on me.

Deus

men/woman

My girlfriend says I only think about myself.

Do you know how much that hurts me?

DaBoiThicc

puns

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!

GoD_139

puns

What is a tornado's favorite game to play? Twister!

PastaMan

puns

I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.

Deus

food

What soup weighs 2,000 pounds?
Wonton Soup

Deus

puns

What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

Deus

puns

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Deus

news & politics

There is still hope for for Hillary Clinton.

Nelson Mandela became President after 27 years in prison.

DaBoiThicc

puns

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

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