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Mark14

food

What does a zombie vegetarian eat?

“Graaaaaaaains!”

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Mark14

puns

What did one nut say as he chased another nut? I'm a cashew!

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Deus

bar

How do you find a needle in a haystack?

Sell it and wait for a complaint.

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Kate

puns

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.

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GoD_139

puns

Man, I really love my furniture... me and my recliner go way back.

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GoD_139

puns

Why are oranges the smartest fruit? Because they are made to concentrate.

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Mark14

puns

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!

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Deus

Why are maths books so sad?

Because they have so many problems

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Deus

puns

What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

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Deus

puns

What did the calculator say to the student? You can count on me.

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Deus

Wanna hear a joke about traffic?

Nevermind, it's to slow

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Deus

animal

My cat keeps beating me at Pac Man.
To be fair, he did start with 9 lives.

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PastaMan

puns

I got an A on my origami assignment when I turned my paper into my teacher

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!

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GoD_139

puns

What is a tornado's favorite game to play? Twister!

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Deus

food

What soup weighs 2,000 pounds?
Wonton Soup

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Deus

What do you call an Insect with an afro?

A Frisbee

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Deus

puns

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

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PastaMan

puns

I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.

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Deus

men/woman

My girlfriend said I was overly sensitive.

I nearly cried.

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