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Deus bar I went up to this gorgeous Redhead last night, "Hi there, does the collar match the cuffs?" I said with a cheeky wink "Of course it does, this blouse wasn't cheap ya know!" Turns out she was a natural blonde...
PastaMan puns I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.
Deus pop culture my girlfriend is leaving me because of my conspiracy theories... Or is that what the government wants me to think???
DaBoiThicc puns Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, “WHOA, a talking muffin!”
Deus puns What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
Mark14 puns A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work that day.