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Deus

puns

Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a no bell prize.

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DaBoiThicc

pickup lines

Are you the square root of -1?

Because you can’t be real

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PastaMan

puns

What did the hat say to the scarf? You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.

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Mark14

puns

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration.

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Deus

animal

What do you call a fish with three eyes?
Fiiish

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Kate

puns

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

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Deus

pop culture

my girlfriend is leaving me because of my conspiracy theories...

Or is that what the government wants me to think???

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Deus

bar

Bloke in the pub sold me a pirate GPS.

It tells you exactly where you arr.

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GoD_139

puns

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

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PastaMan

puns

Why did the chicken get a penalty? For fowl play.

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Deus

puns

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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PastaMan

puns

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray.

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PastaMan

puns

How does a French skeleton say hello? Bone-jour.

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PastaMan

puns

My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" 
I said: "No it doesn't"

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Deus

puns

A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop

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Mark14

puns

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!

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Mark14

puns

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

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PastaMan

puns

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog? Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

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Deus

pop culture

I didn't want to be a Jedi like my father.

But he forced me into it.

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