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PastaMan puns I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.
DaBoiThicc pickup lines (Preferably be a guy)I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
DaBoiThicc puns Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, “WHOA, a talking muffin!”
Deus bar I went up to this gorgeous Redhead last night, "Hi there, does the collar match the cuffs?" I said with a cheeky wink "Of course it does, this blouse wasn't cheap ya know!" Turns out she was a natural blonde...
DaBoiThicc puns What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.