Give me jokes

My mum always told me that eating carrots would make me able to see in
the dark
Which made the night my pet rabbit escaped and fell into the garbage
disposal all the more crushing

Deus

puns

Why can't a bike stand on its own?

It's two tired

DaBoiThicc

puns

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us.

Deus

puns

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Deus

puns

Q: What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe? A: 200 Dollars.

GoD_139

puns

If two vegans are having an argument, is it still considered beef?

Mark14

puns

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!

Kate

puns

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

DaBoiThicc

pickup lines

Is your name Wifi?

Because I’m feeling a connection!

GoD_139

puns

What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake!

Deus

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

Deus

animal

What bird gets out of breath easily?
A puffin!

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