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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Urine! 
Urine Who? 
Urine secure, don't know what for. 

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Mark14

puns

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.

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PastaMan

puns

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!

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PastaMan

animal

Why do blind people hate skydiving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.

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Mark14

pickup lines

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? 
My zipper.

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Mark14

puns

Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.

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GoD_139

puns

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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Deus

What do you call a guy that crushes cans for a living?

I'm not sure either but it's so dapressing.

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PastaMan

puns

What did the dog say to the two trees? Bark bark.

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Mark14

puns

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

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Deus

I can't think of anything that resembles Straw, but hey.

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Deus

bar

Listen to me carefully, I will say this only once.
This.

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Mark14

puns

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds!

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PastaMan

puns

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague? Now we just have to call him Dav.

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PastaMan

puns

Can you make me a sandwich? Poof, you're a sandwich.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words.

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Mark14

puns

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!

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Deus

It's my fault that I have self blame issues.

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Deus

food

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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Deus

puns

How do you learn to become a railroad conductor?

Training.

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