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Mark14

puns

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

Deus

What time do cows go to sleep?

When it's pasture bedtime.

PastaMan

puns

Why did the chicken get a penalty? For fowl play.

Deus

pop culture

I didn't want to be a Jedi like my father.

But he forced me into it.

Deus

puns

A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop

Mark14

puns

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.

PastaMan

puns

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!

Deus

bar

Listen to me carefully, I will say this only once.
This.

PastaMan

puns

My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange"
I said: "No it doesn't"

Mark14

puns

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!

PastaMan

puns

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague? Now we just have to call him Dav.

Deus

I can't think of anything that resembles Straw, but hey.

Deus

food

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

GoD_139

puns

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Mark14

pickup lines

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?
My zipper.

PastaMan

puns

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog? Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

GreenMario

pickup lines

Are you a toaster?
Because I wanna take a bath with you

GoD_139

puns

It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It will still be stationary.

TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
God bless you.

DaBoiThicc

puns

Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words.

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