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Mark14

puns

Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.

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Mark14

puns

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds!

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Deus

news & politics

2016 : trump wont win

2017: president trump can't do that, can he?

2018: you watching the hunger games tonight? I hope my district wins

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PastaMan

puns

Can you make me a sandwich? Poof, you're a sandwich.

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Deus

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny

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Deus

What do you call a guy that crushes cans for a living?

I'm not sure either but it's so dapressing.

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Deus

puns

How do you learn to become a railroad conductor?

Training.

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Deus

Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the "P" is silent!

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Deus

It's my fault that I have self blame issues.

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Mark14

puns

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.

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Deus

puns

What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.

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Mark14

puns

How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training

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Deus

blonde

There is no "i" in "illiterate".

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Sucka. 
Sucka who? 
Sucka dick and let me in. 
 

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Mark14

puns

Nurse: Doctor, there's a patient that says he's invisible. Doctor: Well, tell him I can't see him right now!

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Deus

puns

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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PastaMan

puns

Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?

Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?

Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.

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Kate

puns

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft? Because he conditioned it.

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PastaMan

puns

A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.

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Kate

puns

Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

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