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Mark14 puns A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work that day.
PastaMan puns A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.
Mark14 puns Nurse: Doctor, there's a patient that says he's invisible. Doctor: Well, tell him I can't see him right now!
PastaMan puns Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.
Kate puns Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Deus puns Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Deus news & politics 2016 : trump wont win 2017: president trump can't do that, can he? 2018: you watching the hunger games tonight? I hope my district wins
Deus A cop came to my door this morning telling me my dog had been chasing a man on a bike "Thats ridiculous, my dog doesn't even own a bike"