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TheOneWhoKnocks knock knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there? Urine! Urine Who? Urine secure, don't know what for.
Deus A cop came to my door this morning telling me my dog had been chasing a man on a bike "Thats ridiculous, my dog doesn't even own a bike"
Deus puns Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Mark14 puns Nurse: Doctor, there's a patient that says he's invisible. Doctor: Well, tell him I can't see him right now!
PastaMan puns A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.
PastaMan puns Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.
Mark14 puns A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work that day.
Deus news & politics 2016 : trump wont win 2017: president trump can't do that, can he? 2018: you watching the hunger games tonight? I hope my district wins
DaBoiThicc puns What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...