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Mark14

pickup lines

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? 
My zipper.

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Deus

It's my fault that I have self blame issues.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Urine! 
Urine Who? 
Urine secure, don't know what for. 

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Deus

A cop came to my door this morning telling me my dog had been chasing a man on a bike 

"Thats ridiculous, my dog doesn't even own a bike"

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Deus

food

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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Deus

puns

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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Mark14

puns

Nurse: Doctor, there's a patient that says he's invisible. Doctor: Well, tell him I can't see him right now!

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GoD_139

puns

Have you heard of the band 1023MB? They haven't got a gig yet.

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Mark14

puns

How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training

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PastaMan

puns

A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.

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PastaMan

puns

Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?

Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?

Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.

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Deus

puns

What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.

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Mark14

puns

A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work that day.

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Deus

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny

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GreenMario

pickup lines

Are you a toaster? 
Because I wanna take a bath with you

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Deus

puns

What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig

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Mark14

puns

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake.

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Deus

news & politics

2016 : trump wont win

2017: president trump can't do that, can he?

2018: you watching the hunger games tonight? I hope my district wins

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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Deus

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands

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