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Mark14

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Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Sucka. 
Sucka who? 
Sucka dick and let me in. 
 

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Mark14

puns

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake.

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PastaMan

puns

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker face.

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GoD_139

puns

What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password? 1forest1

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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GoD_139

puns

Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.

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Mark14

puns

What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don't look at me I'm changing!

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Deus

puns

Where does batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.

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PastaMan

puns

My pet mouse 'Elvis' died last night. He was caught in a trap..

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Abby. 
Abby who? 
Abby birthday to you!

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Deus

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands

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Deus

puns

Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.

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Kate

puns

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft? Because he conditioned it.

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PastaMan

puns

What do you call a boy who stopped digging holes? Douglas.

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Kate

puns

What do you call two barracuda fish? A Pairacuda!

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Deus

what kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

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GoD_139

puns

Recent survey revealed 6 out of 7 dwarf's aren't happy.

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Deus

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? 
None. It's a hardware problem.

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Deus

What do you get when facebook goes down?

A Social Life

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