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Deus A cop came to my door this morning telling me my dog had been chasing a man on a bike "Thats ridiculous, my dog doesn't even own a bike"
Kate puns For Valentine's day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It's the little things that count.
DaBoiThicc puns What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...
Deus puns Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.