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Deus

Whats round and sounds like a trumpet?

a crumpet

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Deus

I hate people who repeat themselves.

Those who say the same thing twice annoy me too.

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Kate

puns

I’ll tell you something about German sausages, they’re the wurst

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Abby. 
Abby who? 
Abby birthday to you!

38

Deus

Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?

Because he doesnt want to be spotted!

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Deus

puns

Do I know the molecular formula of nitrogen monoxide?

NO

53

DaBoiThicc

puns

Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti? A: Pasta la vista, baby!

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why was the broom late for the meeting? He overswept.

32

Kate

puns

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft? Because he conditioned it.

41

Deus

puns

At first I hated my new hair cut.
But it's growing on me now

42

Mark14

puns

I was so proud when I finished the puzzle in six months, when on the side it said three to four years.

53

Deus

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

49

Mark14

puns

I applied to be a doorman but didn't get the job due to lack of experience. That surprised me, I thought it was an entry level position.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

45

PastaMan

puns

I knew I shouldn't steal a mixer from work, but it was a whisk I was willing to take.

41

Kate

puns

I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.

46

Deus

puns

My name is Miles, but people call me Kilometres for short.

45

Deus

puns

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!

40

PastaMan

puns

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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