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Kate

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What do you call two barracuda fish? A Pairacuda!

PastaMan

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My pet mouse 'Elvis' died last night. He was caught in a trap..

Deus

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands

Deus

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Where does batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.

Deus

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Two fat people in a marriage will never work out.

Deus

what kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

Deus

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's a hardware problem.

GoD_139

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Recent survey revealed 6 out of 7 dwarf's aren't happy.

DaBoiThicc

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Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti? A: Pasta la vista, baby!

DaBoiThicc

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Why was the broom late for the meeting? He overswept.

DaBoiThicc

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I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

DaBoiThicc

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Where did Captain Hook get his hook? From a second hand store.

DaBoiThicc

pickup lines

Are those space pants?

Cause your butt is out of this world!

Deus

I hate people who repeat themselves.

Those who say the same thing twice annoy me too.

DaBoiThicc

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear? Boo jeans.

TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Wanda Smellmop.

Wanda Smellmop who?

No, thanks, I’m not into scat.

DaBoiThicc

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If you were a library book, I would check you out.

Deus

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At first I hated my new hair cut.
But it's growing on me now

TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Not Sally"

DaBoiThicc

puns

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

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