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DaBoiThicc

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Why was the broom late for the meeting? He overswept.

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Deus

You never realise what you've got till it's gone.
Toilet paper being a good example.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why don't skeletons ride roller coasters? They don't have the stomach for it.

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Deus

What shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

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Deus

Whats round and sounds like a trumpet?

a crumpet

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Deus

I hate people who repeat themselves.

Those who say the same thing twice annoy me too.

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DaBoiThicc

pickup lines

Are those space pants?

Cause your butt is out of this world!

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

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Deus

puns

At first I hated my new hair cut.
But it's growing on me now

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LittleMister

dark humor

Many poeple call me emo, But I only cut myself 5 times

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Sicko

bar

My first wife died of alcoholism 

 

I went home drunk and shot here

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

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Deus

Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?

Because he doesnt want to be spotted!

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti? A: Pasta la vista, baby!

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Deus

puns

Do I know the molecular formula of nitrogen monoxide?

NO

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GoD_139

puns

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep? A bah-humbug.

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Mark14

puns

I applied to be a doorman but didn't get the job due to lack of experience. That surprised me, I thought it was an entry level position.

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Kate

puns

For Valentine's day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It's the little things that count.

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PastaMan

puns

I knew I shouldn't steal a mixer from work, but it was a whisk I was willing to take.

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Kate

puns

I’ll tell you something about German sausages, they’re the wurst

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