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Deus Be honest, There is no fear on this earth like waiting for your internet history to clear quickly while someone urgently needs to use your laptop.
Deus My wife's constantly making sarcastic comments about my receding hairline. It's starting to wear a little thin.
Kate puns For Valentine's day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It's the little things that count.
DaBoiThicc puns Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards theyβd still be in the boat.
PastaMan puns If youβre struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
TheOneWhoKnocks knock knock jokes Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. "Knock knock""Who's there?" "Not Sally"