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PastaMan

puns

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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Deus

puns

My name is Miles, but people call me Kilometres for short.

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Deus

puns

What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign Language

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Deus

My wife's constantly making sarcastic comments about my receding hairline.

It's starting to wear a little thin.

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Deus

puns

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!

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Mark14

puns

I was so proud when I finished the puzzle in six months, when on the side it said three to four years.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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PastaMan

puns

Which side of the chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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Deus

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

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GoD_139

puns

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra.

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Deus

Be honest, There is no fear on this earth like waiting for your internet history to clear quickly while someone urgently needs to use your laptop.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Where did Captain Hook get his hook? From a second hand store.

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Mark14

puns

Did you hear about the blind circumciser... he got the sack.

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Kate

puns

I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.

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GoD_139

puns

What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? 
She had no arms. 

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?" 
"Not Sally" 
 

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DaBoiThicc

puns

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? 1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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Kate

puns

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning? He was a good conductor.

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GoD_139

puns

How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night!

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